Lori Loughlin recently said that she doesn’t think Brenda Walsh is coming back to the “90210” spin-off, because “nobody wants to touch that.” Well, Lori better get her razors ready, because Brenda is coming back and the bitch is ready to beat some “15-year-old Full House ass” and I’m talking about Lori.
Michael Ausiello reports that producers have talked to Shannen Doherty about coming back to the show as the Queen of Everything Brenda Walsh. DUH! They know that shit show ain’t nothing without its true star!
Sources tell Michael that “she wants to know what the story is going to be first.” Shannen also wants more cash. Bitch knows her worth! And the storyline better be Brenda coming back with a flamethrower to kick some ass and take names. Brenda will smoke all those tween hos and show them how it’s really done. Then producers can change the name from “90210” to “BRENDA 4 EVA!”
Jennie Garth, who has a guest-starring role on the show, is reportedly okay with Shannen coming back. She said, “A lot of time has passed, and I’m a big girl. I’d have no problem with her coming on the show.” You know after hearing the news, Jennie immediately hired the A-Team to protect her ass on the set.
This shit better come true and they better not waste Brenda’s precious talents. If there’s not at least three scenes featuring Brenda calling Kelly “a dumb fuck bitch,” followed by a shank to the face, then I’m going to be disappointed.
It wouldn’t be a 90210 post without a classic Brenda scene. Here’s Brenda showing everyone that she really should have won a Grammy for the performance below. And as it should be, those two hags are standing BEHIND her.