The Future Of Fashion

July 2, 2008 / Posted by:

The glamorous bitches from the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints have finally answered their calling and joined the world of fashion. The mommies of the polygamous sect have launched a new website where you can buy their elegant frocks for kids. Unfortunately, they won’t be showing at NYC fashion week anytime soon. They only did it for cash.

One of the polyhos told The Salt Lake Tribune, “Our motive is not to flaunt ourselves or our religion before the world. We have to make a living the same as everyone does.” Damn right! Why stop there? They should put together a pop girl group and a reality show. If you got it, flaunt it.

It’s a shame that this hot shit only comes in children’s sizes. I’ll have to stop eating for a few days, so that I can fit my fat ass into a baby onesie collared shirt. Fundamentalist glamour comes at a price! This shit is not cheap and most of it is made of polyester. They need a new marketing bitch, because they really should called it polygamyester.

P.S. – Those kids on the website are kind of creeping me the fuck out. I didn’t know people were capable of smiling like that.

VIA Jezebel

Thanks Wilma

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