Terry Of Birmingham Is Turning Into A Lady

July 2, 2008 / Posted by:

First of all, I’m going to titty slap the bitch who sent this to me with the message: “IT’S CYNTHIA NIXONS GIRLFRIEND!” You know who you are and I’ll meet you out back. One of Rojo Caliente’s silver dollar nipples has more beauty in it than all Terry of Birmingham. Actually, Terry sort of looks like the love child of Clay Gayken and Celia Hodes.

Anytranny, this is Terry Wright of Birmingham, England and he’s turning into a lady. This is not his choice. Terry told The Sun, “I am a man, not a woman. And I do not want to be a woman. I just want to get my life back to normal.” Welcome to my world, Terry. I say that to myself at least twice a day.

Terry’s change started 10 years ago when he started losing his hair and beard. Shortly after that, his skin smoothed out, his chichis grew and he started having hot flashes. Today, Terry covers up his bald head with a crappy wig. Don’t ask me about the eyebrows. Do they have cholas in England?

Terry has been checked out by psychiatrists who claim he’s mentally fine. Doctors found abnormally high levels of estrogen, but they aren’t sure how to reverse Terry’s condition.

He said, “I get mocked by kids where I live who call me She-Man and other names. Once a child bumped into me and its mother said, ‘Say sorry to the lady.’ My mates are shocked at my appearance but try to make light of it by saying I’m just a pretty-looking man.”

If Terry ever becomes a full-on woman, he won’t have to change his name. I’m thinking positively!

You know, Terry pretty much looks like a dude. He just needs to rip off the Judge Judy wig, wipe off his cholita ginge eyebrows and remove the lip liner. Dude again!

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