Guy Ritchie is totally bleeding internally from the death grip Vadge has on him. She’s telling him, “Don’t do anything stupid.” The happy couple went out to dinner in NYC last night, holding claws while leaving and arriving at the restaurant. Obviously this means they aren’t getting divorced, because only couples in love hold hands. They should have made it a Domino’s night, because they both look like they are going in for pap smears.
Witnesses at the restaurant told People, “They looked very unassuming. Not like they were looking for attention.” I just choked on my Pop Tart. Vadge not looking for attention is like…is like….well Vadge not looking for attention. That shit don’t make sense!
And what in Cirque du Soleil hell is Vadge wearing?!