I could have sworn Naomi Watts was still knocked up, but Wikipedia said she popped out baby Alexander last July. Maybe I’m confusing her with Nicole Kidman? Or Kate Winslet? All those weepy hos are the same and they are all having babies.
UsWeekly claims Naomi and her dude, Liev Schreiber, are expecting a baby. Some source said Naomi is in her second trimester. Naomi’s spokeswhore said she doesn’t comment on her client’s personal life. Blah…blah…buy me a drink and shut up.
And no, they ain’t married, but marriage is for the birds. Fuck, even birds are smart enough not to get hitched. Wait, birds don’t have some kind of weird marriage ceremony, do they? I know they do in cartoons, but what about real life? Get back to me.