MiserAlba is reportedly being considered to fill the thigh-high boots of Jane Fonda in the new remake of “Barbarella.” They should change the name to “Groucharella.” She kills hos with her frowns and tempter tantrums.
Robert Rodriguez is supposed to direct the remake and his fiancée, Rose McGowan, was supposed to star. Page Six reports the two have broken up and Barbarella might have been one of the reasons. The studio wouldn’t greenlight the movie with Rose as its star, because the bitch is basically “a virgin who can’t drive,” which means she’s a nobody. Studio executives told Robert, “We need a bigger star, a bigger name.”
Rose and Robert started doing secret sexy times in 2006 on the set of “Grindhouse.” Robert was married with five kids at the time. They became engaged late last year.
Wilted Rose! Fucking Robert Rodriguez was one of her big breaks and now she’s back to square zero. She better start eating some Quenting Tarantino ass if she wants to get back into Hollyweird.
Now back to MiserAlba as Barbarella. I approve of this! Only because the movie was already going to be a major disaster and now with MiserAlba as its possible star, it’s going to be a tragedy of epic proportions! “Showgirls” better move over, there’s a new camp classic waiting in the wings!