Hellelujah!

Brenda Walsh has claimed her first victim and she hasn’t even begun shooting her scenes yet. Kristin at E! is hearing that Shannen Doherty is in and Tori Spelling is out of the “90210” spin-off. I’m so happy that I could shit and sing at the same time.

A source said that Tori the Hutt will not be doing the show due to “personal reasons.” The personal reason being she’s too fugly for network TV and knows it! No, Tori the Hutt just had a baby or something like that.

The source went on to say, “It is happening with Shannen. It’s just a question of how long she’ll shoot, whether it will be one day or ten and what the storyline will be, but we are working on it, and it is a very real thing.”

The producers are hoping to reunite Brenda and Kelly Taylor onscreen which means that Shannen and Jennie Garth have to speak to each other. The source thinks the two will be fine, “They were 19 and 20 when all of that happened and a lot has changed. And, you know, they’re not moving in together, just shooting together for an hour and a half.” There’s going to be shooting going on alright. Brenda shooting Kelly in the pussy bone for stealing her man!

It’s funny that I don’t even remember the other skanks in this show. All that matters is the showdown between Brenda and Kelly. The writers shouldn’t bother coming up with new shit. They should just have them recreate the scene below instead. “You guys are so gossipy! Thanks for the memories.”