America’s Got Chichis

July 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Meet Busty Hearts. Busty put her serious skills on display during last night’s episode of “America’s Got Talent.” If I was a judge, I would yell, “Show’s over! Everybody go home. We’ve got ourselves a winner!” Unfortunately, the three hack judges didn’t agree with me. I mean, what’s more American than smashing beer cans with your enormous chichis? Nothing! This is the most talented person in America right now!

The government should send Busty and her chichis of mass destruction overseas to battle the terrorists. She can motorboat them to death.

Visit this YouTube account to see a bunch of videos of Busty killing shit with her chichis. I think I’m in love…

Thanks Misty

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