A Simpson Boy

July 2, 2008 / Posted by:

A Simpson boy is coming…. A tattler-taler from Petit Tresor, the only baby store celebskanks go to, told CelebTV.com that Ass Simpson and Vagina Wentz filled out a baby registry and almost everything on the list is blue. That really doesn’t mean anything. The blue diapers and baby rattlers they registered for could have been a gift for Papa Joe. He likes to roleplay.

The tattler-taler said, “They [Simpson and Wentz] made it very clear that it was a boy.” Fall Out Boy!

Does Petit Tresor carry baby flat-irons and baby eyeliner?

Oh shit. They are totally going to name the poor thing “Emo.” Let’s send subliminal messages to Emo Baby telling him to run for the door as soon as he pops out of Ass’ vag. We’ll have a getaway car waiting with Latarian Milton in the driver’s seat.

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