This shit is getting out of control. These people need to keep their dicks in their leotards! With rumors going around that Vadge is eating A-Rod’s pussy (she denies it), Radar claims that A-Rod’s wife is doing it with Lenny Kravitz. Lenny reportedly did it with Vadge in the early 90s. SLUTS! All of them! A bunch of buff sluts! They probably do each other with barbells.
According to the NY Post, A-Rod’s man-wife, Cynthia Rodriguez, is currently in Paris and has been seen at Lenny’s house a few times. Cynthia barely popped out her second child with A-Rod in April. She left the kids at home in Florida while she went to wave her muscley vagina around Paris.
What the hell next? Guy Ritchie is going to be linked to Lisa Bonet? Naw, that bohemian bitch is too cool to get involved in this fuckery.
And there is way too much testosterone in this post. I need to bring down the levels with some good-old fashioned AQUA!