The Future Of Christian Music Has A New Song

July 1, 2008 / Posted by:

I must truly hate you, because I’m going to make you listen to Heidi Montag’s new song “One More Drink.” I’m sorry, but I really need someone to feel my pain.

You know, I will never forgive Brit Brit for not putting this shit out first and calling it “One More DRANK.” When listening to it just imagine Brit Brit singing “One Mo DRANK.” It might help in making this truly awful shit go down easier.

And I thought this horsey ho didn’t drink? I’m going to need at least 5 hardcore drinks after listening to this caca. Fuck, I’m going to need an open bar. Two open bars! Because bartenders always water your shit down during open bar.

This fuckery doesn’t even sound human! It sounds like Rosie the Robot Maid after a few too many lemon drops.

Anyway, listen to this nonsense. This is the future of Christian music:

Source: UsWeekly

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