Tell Me Something I Don’t Already Know

July 1, 2008 / Posted by:

What mammal does Sir Ben Kingsley looks like? A pepaw marmoset with a fancy British accent, perhaps? I can’t figure it out, but that look on his face makes me want to feed him frozen grapes.

Sir Benny has lashed out at Hollywood for hiring young actors for their looks and not talent. Say it ain’t so! He’s telling us that Hollywood is filled with talentless trash?! I’ve never heard such a thing.

He said, “Some young people are told they’re actors and they’re not. It’s unfair to exploit a young person who may look good on a magazine cover and tell them they can be in movies. You’re lifting their expectations so high and then pulling the rug from under their feet when the audience gives them a thumbs-down. We throw people away too easily but should never invite them in the first place.”

ScarJo, Keira Knightley, Megan Fox and every young ho on TV – He’s talking to you!

Sir Benny said many of these young hos turn to drugs ending in “tragic results.” When it comes to drugs, Sir Ben already has his own, “I have my own drug – it’s called acting. I get completely stoned on it.

Just shut up and show us your pepaw marmoset penis! That line might have worked in his high school drama class, but it doesn’t work in the real world. He really needs a joint.

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