Pure Trash

July 1, 2008 / Posted by:

Boy Benji needs to step away from Wonky’s toxic chocha for a second, because its fumes are fucking with his one working brain cell. Wonky recently said that Benji refuses to let her get a tattoo and his reason is fucking ludicrous.

She said, “He is going to get one of me but he won’t let me get one. He doesn’t like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure.

She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag. Wonky is as pure as Tommy Girl’s boiling hot douche water.

Maybe Boy Benji was chomping on his 10th chalupa of the day when he mumbled, “You look like poo.” I mean, anybody who says Wonky is pure needs to be locked up in a straitjacket for life.


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