Has Vadge Trapped Her Next Victim?

July 1, 2008 / Posted by:

Madonna’s dangerous Venus Fly Vag has struck again…..maybe. UsWeekly reports that Vadge and A-Rod from the Yankees are doing fuckey fuckey times. Nastay! That grossness probably looks like two roided-up beavers fighting under a blanket. Sources say that 32-year-old A-Rod has been making visits to Vadge’s NYC apartment. He leaves just after midnight and all the doorman “are talking about it.” Those nosies! They better not even expect a $20 Christmas bonus from Vadge this year!

Vadge also sat in A-Rod’s seats at a Yankees game on June 22nd. OK! Magazine reports the two also share the same trainer and were seen together in May at an after party for Vadge’s show in NYC.

A-Rod is married with two kiddies. Last year, he reportedly cheated on his wifey with some stripper ho.

Vadge’s spokesbitch won’t comment on the divorce rumors and so she didn’t comment on this mess either.

Hmmm…A-Rod does get wet for she-maliens with scary, rippled arms. I don’t even watch to picture these two bumping muscley genitals. They probably get stuck all the time, because Vadge’s muscled-up chocha traps A-Rod’s rod. They have to scream for the maid to come in and turn the hose on them.

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