I decided to use this old ass picture from 1997, because Courtney Love looks healthy, Vadge looks like she’s wasted and the dude behind them is kind of hot. I also used it, because I’m sick of posting recent pictures of Guy looking miserable and Vadge looking like she has a baseball bat stuck up her culo.
So… Vadge’s longtime spokeswhore has finally released some sort of statement. She’s been shouting “no comment” ever since the divorce rumors started. Liz Rosenberg told People, “Madonna’s husband Guy arrived in New York last night to be with his wife and family (not in a last ditch attempt to save his marriage which does not need saving). There are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce.”
And what about the rumors that Vadge and A-Rod are doing gross things with each other?
“Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary. They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a Yankees game last week. There’s really not anything to comment on beyond that. It’s nothing new that people are airing tons of dirty laundry Madonna’s way lately – much of it untrue. By the way, rumors of Madonna and Lil Wayne are quite exaggerated as well.”
You know who’s probably leaking all these Madge rumors? I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with Vadge! Fuck, that wasn’t much of a hint. I mean, she is going on a world tour soon.
That’s that! Can I finally go on with my no-life now?