No, it’s wasn’t Greasy Bear farting. It was Saint Angelina’s precious angels entering the mortal world out of her holy vagina. Well, maybe. Yes, we’re doing this shit again. Closer Magazine in France reports that St. Angie went into labor
Tuesday Monday night and popped out the twin chosen ones this morning. This has not been confirmed and I called Maddox for the juice, but the line was busy. He’s on the other line with Jenny Aniston and singing to her, “My mommy has 6 babies and you have 0. Mommy – 6. You – 0. Mommy wins! Ehehehehehe!” That’s how Maddox laughs. Ehehehehehehe!
Figures that Angie would pop out the chosen ones on July 1st. Way to take the shine away from Canada.
Happy 141st Canada Day!
UPDATE: The Associated Press reports Angie is sitting her ass in a French hospital right now waiting to pop out her two golden money makers. A spokeswhore for the hospital said she’s fine and everything is going well. She was admitted so the hospital could watch her ass and she’s not expected to give birth anytime soon. BLAH!
VIA Huffington Post