Carlos Leon Needs More Love

July 1, 2008 / Posted by:

With Vadge and Guy Ritchie’s dumbass divorce getting so much attention, I thought I’d show a little love to the sexiest member of that family – Carlos Leon. We should show our appreciation for him by sitting on his face and spinning while humming “Deeper and Deeper.” Since we can’t do that without getting arrested and having a restraining order put on us, here’s some lovely pictures of him with Lourdes.

No wonder Vadge chose his ass as her sperm donor. That bitch is hot. You know that peen hangs low and it wobbles to and fro. You can tie it in a knot. You can tie it in….you get it.

Carlos looks like he might slap you in the teefs if you get out of line, but I need that kind of discipline every now and again. I can even look past that creepy ass tattoo.

If Carlos Leon isn’t your cup of hot leche, I’ve also throw in some pictures of pretty, pretty Princess Zac Efron for all the tweens, pedos, make-up fetishists and dom daddy tops out there.

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