Blaaake Writes Like A Crackhead

July 1, 2008 / Posted by:

All together now! That’s because HE IS a crackhead! The Sun reports that Amy Wino’s Blaaaake has been writing sex letters with some chick who’s also in the chokey.WriteAPrisoner.com really brings lovers together.

It all started when Melissa Goldstone wrote Blaaaake to wish him luck in beating heroin. Melissa’s currently in jail for supplying class A drugs. Blaaake wrote Melissa back and soon the two were doing sexy times through letters. Pen sex!

In one letter, Blaaake writes, “I squeeze your throat whilst your sucking me and I ask you if your a dirty bitch. At most we’ve got to wait ten weeks for the best snog of our lives!! Miss you Lissy, love and rockets, your Blakey x x x.” Blaaakey is sooo charming. He tells the girl he’s going to choke her ass and then finishes with “love and rockets.” Awwww….who ever said romance is dead?

Blaaake also told Lissy that Wino knows about their “friendship” and it turns her on. He hinted at a possible threesome with Wino. Actually, it’s more like a foursome – Blaaake, Lissy, Wino and her crackhive. Wino’s crack totally gives amazing head.

In other letters, he promised to set Lissy up with a house. He told her they would go to Thailand together on a fuck and drug trip. Blaaake talked about Wino a little bit, “Everyone blames the drugs for her being a fucking mess (or they blame me), but to be honest I’ve done drugs all my fucking life and it didn’t turn me into a complete fuck . . . well a little bit I guess.”

He ended the letter with, “love love love and long leather gloves. Your Blakey x x x.

I’m more shocked to find out that Blaaake knows how to write. I mean, this is what people in prison do! They fuck each other with broomsticks, make best friends with mice, write sexy letters to strangers and make grilled cheese on the radiators.

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