Vanity Fair’s “Hollywood’s New Wave” issue is here and it should really be called the “You Are OLD” issue, because I have no idea who 25% of these skanks are. And where in fuckity fuck is Rumer?! Mommy Demi and Daddy Bruce couldn’t pull some strings to get their Tater Head in this issue? For shame!
At least I recognize the chicks on the cover. Amanda Seyfried, Emma Roberts, Blake Lively and Kristen Stewart are featured on the cover. Again, Tater Head definitely effed up by not getting her chin on the cover.
The rest of the issue includes Zoe Kravitz, The Jonas Hos, Jonah Hill and the twats from “Gossip Girl” who definitely recreated this “Friends” cast shot.
Visit Vanity Fair to read the article if you give an eff.