Total Tosh!

June 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Mister Vadge left London this morning to join his wifey and kids in New York. Some say Guy is trying to save his shitty ass marriage to Madge. Madge probably promised Guy she’d give his nuts back if he traveled to NYC to pretend they are a happy couple.

Guy’s mommy is the only one to speak out against the divorce rumors. Lady Amber Leighton told the Telegraph, “There’s no conversation about divorce because there is no divorce. They are no different to most other couples and we all know that being together can be hard sometimes and marriages are not always a bed of roses. I’ll say it one more time, they are not getting divorced; the speculation is TT – that’s total tosh.

Yes, Amber Leighton was the name of Madge’s character in that mega shit bomb “Swept Away.”

I think I’m in love with Lady Amber Leighton. You know she’s a chain smoker with a bouffant hairdo who drinks Crystal Light by the gallon. She has 15 cats named after precious gems like Ruby and Saphire. Here’s a picture of hot ass Lady Amber Leighton wearing her prized pepaw coyote fur hat!

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