Sienna Miller’s got a lightning fast vagina. It wastes no time in finding another peen to keep it warm. It seemed like it was only minutes ago that Sienna dumped that Rhys Ifans dude and she’s already linked to another dude. And that other dude is married! Hey, a dick is a dick to Sienna. Even if the dick has a wedding ring, she doesn’t care. Actually, she might like that even more.
Sienna has reportedly been doing sexy times with Balthazar Getty. He’s married with 4 kids, the youngest born last October. Sienna and Balthazar met through his “Brothers and Sisters” co-star Matthew Rhys. Balthazar is also an heir to the Getty Oil fortune.
A source told The News of the World that they are trying to keep their affair quiet, because…well….you know. The source said, “They daren’t go out together, so they spend most of their time inside. When they do leave, they go separately.”
Balthazar’s wifey apparently left their home in Los Angeles, taking their kids with her, after she heard about his affair with Sienna.
About a month ago, a reader wrote me and said she had dinner next to Sienna and Balthazar in Prague. She said they were “making out” and talked about “how they were so into each other.” She sent me a few shots of them saying goodbye. The dog is obviously ashamed for Sienna. That poor bitch doesn’t want to be associated with homewrecking trash like Sienna!
And Balthazar is a major dumb fuck for messing with his money like that. Hopefully, his wifey takes everything, even that stupid ass hat, and leaves him broke. It upsets me when people screw with money like that. Money first, orgasms second.