Nicky Kidman’s Birthing Soundtrack

June 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Nicole Kidman is due to pop out her pillow baby sometime soon and she’s created the perfect soundtrack for when she goes into labor. Only Nicky Kidman would do this kind of shit. A source said, “Nicole has been putting together CDs of music to listen to during labor. She has always loved James Galway, particularly his classical albums. Whenever you go to her house, she has Galway on. There is one Prokofiev sonata that is her favorite.

Broing ass James Galway? That botox baby is never coming out, because it will be knocked the fuck out! James Galway could put a tweeker to sleep. And why do people always want to put soothing music on when you’re going through some fucked up shit? When I had some painful ass dental work done, the dentist put on some easy listening. Like that shit is going to help. I’m sorry, but I don’t need Sade cooing in my ear while a fucking drill is going into my toof.


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