“I Want My Mom Right Now”

June 30, 2008 / Posted by:

First of all, this is a spoiler for last night’s HGTV’s Design Star. I’m not sure who might be spoiled since I’m the only dumb bitch who watches this low-rent poopie.

Last night, busted-gay-faced Michael was sent packing and the news had him crying for mommy. Seriously, he burst into tears and said “I want my mom right now.” WTF?! Somebody give this homo a glazed donut and a butt plug! He’s crying like he just got a 10-man train ran on him. Save your nelly tears for a hot shower, Michael! Michael is obviously too presh for the cuthroat world of home decorating reality TV.

And somebody please tell Tracee’s hair to go back to 1987!

Thanks to the good hos at Best Week Ever for posting this mess.

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