David Archuleta Is So Pure
June 30, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Seventeen Magazine asked American Idol’s resident fetus, David Archuleta, about his first kiss. David answered, “I haven’t had a first kiss.”
That makes sense. David probably doesn’t have hair “down there,” so he’s definitely not ready for his first kiss. And even though he’s 17, anybody that kisses David on the lips is a creepy child toucher.
Read the rest of David’s interview at ONTD. He also doesn’t like short skirts on girls! I think we found our new Gayken….
VIA Popwrap
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