Alpha Cougar
June 30, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Sharon Stone better have carded that bitch before doing fuckey fuckey times with him. The last thing she needs is Chris Hansen bursting in on her while she’s pounding her cougar coochie into that child’s face.
Wait….maybe Cruella de Stone isn’t bumping no-no holes with this young bitch. Maybe, she’s planning to wear his ass! Animal fur isn’t good enough for her anymore, so now she’s going to wear baby ass skin. Poor dude doesn’t know it. He thinks he’s going to bone the Stone.
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