It could also be the face he makes while he’s cleaning out his foreskin. You know that shit is like a three-cheese pizza with extra crust. If Johnny Mayer makes those faces while he’s playing, imagine the faces he makes during fuckey fuckey times? A bitch making seizure frowns while banging into you is not sexy.
John Mayer performed at Glastonbury today, but Jenny Aniston did not watch him from the wings like a crazed stalker. She was at Heathrow this morning, on her way back to the US. OMG! They totally broke up! No…Jenny has things to get back to and by “things” I mean her Angelina voodoo shrine needs dusting.
Jenny did join John yesterday at the Hard Rock Calling festival in London. The night before, she watched John perform at London’s Brixton Academy. If she can stand through two of his boring-as-fuck performances, then it must be love.
Here’s Johnny at Glastonbury and Jenny arriving at Heathrow today.