File this under: Yes, they are still alive! Paris Bennett, Carmen Rasmusen and Ruben Studdard from “American Idol” might not be busy making music, but they are busy doing something. In case you give a duck’s penis, here’s some news on these has-beens.
Paris Bennett (Season 5): The jesus-loving 19-year-old is knocked up with her first baby! Paris will pop out a girl this October and plans to name her Egypt. Egypt?! That baby is already doomed. I knew a ho named Egypt and her mommy really should have named her Cleopbitcha instead, because she was a mega cunt. Hopefully, Princess P re-thinks that name. She should name her Toulouse instead. Paris & Toulouse!
Paris’ mommy confirmed the news, “This makes five generations. I’m proud of how she did it. I was 16 when I got pregnant.” Her mommy said that Paris is engaged to the baby daddy, but she wouldn’t say his name. It’s probably Clay Gayken’s. (AOL BV)
Carmen Rasumsen (Season 2): While performing in Branson, Missouri, Carmen announced to the audience that she was knocked up. Carmen said she and her husband are expecting a baby around Christmas Eve. She added, “Now we’re able to open up and talk about (God).” HUH?! Seriously, who is this bitch? I don’t even remember her! And she’s lying. It’s really Clay Gayken’s baby. (Reserve Branson)
Ruben Studdard (Season 2 winner): The Velvet Teddy Bear married Surata Zuri McCants yesterday in Birmingham, AL. Ruben was joined by 20 groomsmen. He’s probably pregnant too……with Clay Gayken’s baby, of course. (People)