A Royal Douche In Miami

June 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Why the hell did KFed raid Queen Latifah’s closet. This dumb bitch looks like a bull dyke going to the beach. He’s covering up his moobs and his “gut over bagina.” And to think, there was a time when I’d let KFed piss in my ear. Not anymore! Okay, maybe after a few bong hits.

So… KFed traveled to Miami this weekend following his custody bitch battle with Brit Brit. Don’t worry, London is taking care of SPF and JJ.

KFed partied at Mansion in South Beach where he danced the night away until 4am. One witness told People, “Kevin is a great dancer with some very complicated moves.” Complicated moves?! I’d hardly call the “cabbage patch” and “the running man” complicated dance moves.

Even though he was partying like a first-class douche, KFed had music on his mind. Yes, music.

A source told People that KFed is working on new material, “Kevin was in a great mood and even talked about a new song he is working on, called ‘Daddy’s Home.’ He has put a lot of time and effort into writing and rehearsing it, but says it is not quite ready yet.”

Daddy’s Homo is more like it. KFed should really quit while he’s ahead. He’s never going to top the hip-hop masterpiece known as “Popozao.”

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