This Is What Guy Is Missing Out On

June 28, 2008 / Posted by:

It came from the grave…… Eeek! If the whole international superstar thing doesn’t work out for Madge, she can always get a job as the Crypt Keeper’s hand double. And no, she’s not wearing her wedding ring. Despite all the rumors that her marriage is in the shitter, Madge and her family showed up to Friday night services at the Kabbalahahaahha Center in NYC last night.

The Sun reports that Guy Ritchie will fly his ass to NYC this weekend to try and save his marriage. A source said, “It is make or break time for Guy and Madonna. She is completely focused on rehearsals for her tour in America and can’t come back to London. They want to make the marriage work, but they are at a stalemate. Divorce is something they have thought about.”

The source also claims that the main issue is that Madge wants to move her family to NYC, but Guy wants to stay in England. A few Dlisted birdies told me that the main issue is that Guy can’t keep his “other guy” in his pants. I’m surprised to hear that he still has a dick. I thought that Madge’s vagina of death chomped that thing off a while ago.

If Madge moves back to NYC, does this mean she will finally drop that truly hideous British accent? If only.

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