The End Of Twatty Pratt Is Near

June 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Spencer Pratt has made the biggest mistake of his douche life by lashing out at the evil troll known as Mary-Kate Olsen. Spencer responded to MK telling David Letterman that she went to high school with Spencie and that he has a bad temper. That’s all she said!

Well, Twatty Pratt fired back to UsWeekly, “I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me. I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”

I’m sure MK is crying into her piles and piles of money. She’s probably so upset that she’s shitting into her piles of money. Scratch that. Evil trolls don’t go doody time.

Twatty messed with the wrong evil troll. MK will get her revenge! He should stay away from bridges and large trees for a while.

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