JLo, Come Out Of The Closet

June 28, 2008 / Posted by:

File this under: I needed pictures of this shit STAT! MSNBC’s The Scoop claims The Dragon Tales twins’ mommy wants people to think that she’s too good for even the first-class lounge at airports.

A witness said, “Not even the first-class lounge was good enough for her. She kept slipping into a door inside the lounge, so people thought it was like a special VIP area. Turns out, it was just a storage closet. Give her credit for wanting to be left alone, but hiding in a storage closet? That’s a little extreme.”

The image of JLo in her rabbit fur coat, diamonds and mink eyelashes, sitting on a cardboard box while Skeletor sniffs the cleaning products has made my weekend.

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