June 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Duck! There’s a crackie bomb head our way! Actually, it’s a piece of gum, but it’s been inside Wino’s mouth which means it’s a crackie bomb. Wino launched her gum at the audience during her set at Glastonbury today. Expect to see that little jewel on eBay. That’s not funny, because Hazmat should have rushed in and confiscated that toxic shit.

Wino was back to her old tricks tonight! During her set, she shouted Blaaake a million times and told the crowd he’s getting out in to weeks. Bitch doesn’t know what she’s talking about. She could say that water is wet and I still wouldn’t believe her crackie ass. When Wino mentioned Blaaaake, the crowd booed and she responded, “Don’t boo. I’ll find your phone and ring your mum and tell them about your bad manners. Manners cost you nothing.”

The best part was when Wino went into the audience and elbowed a bitch and then tried to punch their ass. Luckily, Steve from Jerry Springer was there to break it up. Seriously, that dude looks just like Steve.

Wino also told the audience to get ready for Jay-Z and to be “grateful they weren’t getting Kanye West as he is a cunt.” Kanye is going to rip his Macbook Air to shreds while responding to that comment.

Below is the video of Wino having a crackie scuffle with an audience member. She really should have slapped the audience bitch with her crackhive instead. That ho would’ve been out cold.

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