Free Blaaaaaakey!!!

June 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Wino’s just picking a little cokey booger for later. She likes to recycle. As you know, Wino showed up and performed at Nelson Mandela’s birfday concert yesterday. Of course, Wino was not going to miss the opportunity to make a plea for her Blake Incarcerated. While singing “Free Nelson Mandela” during the finale, Wino changed the words to, “Free Blakey my fella.” Only the Crackie of Camden would have the nerve to pull that shit! She probably got major side-eye from Mandela.

After the show, Wino returned to her chambers at The Clinic where she’s receiving treatment for being one of the biggest crackheads in the known universe.

Wino is expected to play Glastonbury, but apparently organizers aren’t sure if she’s going to show up. The Mirror reports that the Artic Monkeys has been put on standby just in case Wino and her crackiehive don’t show up. They should just leave a trail of ice pops from The Clinic to the Glastonbury stage to ensure that Wino’s mess shows up.

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