Why Didn’t TyTy Baby Think Of This?

June 27, 2008 / Posted by:

A new UK reality show called “Britian’s Missing Top Model” is set to debut on the BBC this July. The show is a modeling competition featuring models from around the world with various disabilities. Some chicks have missing limbs, one is paralyzed and another is deaf.

Producers on the show are major lie-tellers because they claim they are “trying to raise awareness.” Naw, they are trying to raise cash. Let’s be real. One of the judges on the show, the editor of Marie Claire UK, told the NYDN, “I do believe the program could help challenge our attitudes to disability. I want to see the winner shake up the fashion industry. These young women shouldn’t be invisible to the fashion world just because they are disabled.”

I’m in shock that Heather Mills and TyTy didn’t join evil forces to put this show together. You know they are in a closed-door meeting right now planning the American version of this fuckery.

I don’t know whether to be offended or excited. I know that I’m a little upset, because it’s airing in the UK and not in the US. Thank Jeebus for YouTube!

Below are some of the models from the show. It’s obvious that TyTy isn’t involved in this, because none of them are smiling with their eyes. And is the chick in the third thumbnail, Wonky McValtrex?

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