The Troll Speaks!

June 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Yesterday, I talked about how seeing the Olsens smile makes me feel uncomfortable and uneasy. Well, watching and hearing one of them talk is worse! Mary-Kate Olsen was on Letterman last night to promote that Wack movie or whatever it’s called. It looks like that little evil troll got a hold of some of the bad stuff, because she looked stoooooneeeeeed. She said she was just “tired,” but that’s what all stoners say when they are stoooooned. I also couldn’t take my eyes off her yellow baby fingers. They looked like tiny bananas. And her voice is like that of an evil California troll with a bunch of taffy in its mouth.

She talked to Letterman about a bunch of boring shit like sleeping on a bus to Nashville for her birthday and how she went to high school with Spencer Pratt. Letterman seriously despises Spencer and is plotting his downfall. Yeah, what downfall? You can’t fall from the bottom.

Anytroll, MK would probably be fun to smoke out with. She’d giggle the whole fucking time. You’d tickle her and play with her banana fingers. She would eventually let the evil takeover and she’d put a spell on you. That would be the end of you.

Here’s MK saying “prune” outside of Letterman yesterday.

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