The Real Houseskanks Of Atlanta

June 27, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Bravo has confirmed the names of the housewives set to whore themselves and their kids out in the name of reality TV. “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” is currently in production and Bravo will air a preview of this shit on July 30th. E! has a rundown of the crazies we will soon be laughing at:

Deshawn Snow: nonprofit founder, wife of Cleveland Cavaliers baller Eric Snow
Kim Zolciack: single mom, aspiring country-music singer
Lisa Wu Hartwell: real estate firm owner, jewelry and baby-clothing designer, model, actress, writer…and wife of Oakland Raiders linebacker Ed Hartwell
NeNe Leakes: nonprofit founder, wife of real estate investor, two sons
Sheree Whitfield: single mother of three, clothing-line owner

YES! Cat fights + Southern accents = Comedy gold!

Bravo, keep bringing the plastic trash. I can’t wait for the next 20 spin-offs from this series. “The Real Housewives of Palm Beach,” followed by “The Real Housewives of Baghdad,” followed by “The Real Housewives of My Asshole.”

And NeNe Leakes is already my favorite based on her name alone. Total pornstar name.

Tags: Buying Children, Hotness, Reality TV, Talk Shows, Trash

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