Anne Hathaway dumped her skeezy beard and moved out of his apartment, but she might have forgotten something. A little something named Esmerelda the labrador retriever. Anne and Raffey Fullofcaca bought the dog together 2 years ago.
Page Six reports that Esmerelda is currently living at Raffey’s $40,000-a-month Trump Tower penthouse and being taken care of by Raffey’s sick mother while he’s in the pokey. $40k a month on rent?! No wonder he was stealing from God!
A friend of Raffey’s said, “Could Anne Hathaway please come get her dog? He can’t afford a dog walker, and his mom has cancer. I feel bad for the dog. She’s a beautiful, sweet dog who probably greeted the FBI agents with her tail wagging.”
There’s no way Annie is going back for that dog now that she’s free to get herself a pussy. Pussycat! That’s what I meant! Get your head out of the dental dam. I mean, Annie strikes me as more of a pussy person than a dog person. I’m just saying. Fuck.