Break Out The Cheetos!

June 27, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

KFed and Brit Brit’s never-ending custody battle is going to trial! Yesterday, both of their lawyers spent the entire day trying to figure out a custody arrangement both hos would be happy with. Please, you know the lawyers spent their time playing “spin the Cheeto” and doing Purple Drank body shots off each other. They’ve been influenced by KFed and Brit Brit!

KFed’s attorney told E!, “The mediation didn’t result in an agreement that would avoid the trial set in August … The mood was comfortable, positive and it was a mood that was consistent with opening at least a great dialogue, which is necessary.”

KFed wants sole and legal custody of SPF and JJ with Brit getting visitation rights. KFed’s attorney went on to say, “If the existing arrangement was acceptable to both parties … we wouldn’t have to go to trial.”

The Cheeto vs. Digweed trial is set to begin August 25th. The final custody ruling could last several years. This shit will never end!

Can’t they just put SPF and JJ on the stand and ask them what they want. They’d probably say, “We go live with Chester the Cheetah.”

VIA People

Tags: Britney Spears, KFed, Lily Allen

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