What’s Wrong With This Picture?

June 26, 2008 / Posted by:

When evil trolls smile, something bad is going to happen. Mary-Kate Olsen has been smiling too much lately which means the end of the world is near. She’s already set up her safe shelter in a tree trunk underneath a bridge and filled it with dead squirrels and big girl shoes.

MK showed her evil troll teefs at the premiere of “The Wackness” in NYC last night. This is the same movie where 22-year-old MK makes out with 64-year-old Ben Kingsley. Sir Ben told People, “She was completely in charge.”

For Sir Ben’s sake, I hope MK didn’t use tongue. Feeling baby lizard tongue go down your throat will eff you up for life.

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