What Is Ryan Reynolds Into?

June 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Ryan Reynolds left Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills yesterday with a blue bandanna hanging off his belt loop. Hmm…what is he into? Okay, technically I think the bandanna is supposed to be tucked into one of his back pockets, but Ryan doesn’t have time to worry about petty details like that! According to this website, Ryan’s blue bandanna could mean:

Robin’s Egg Blue: 69er (worn on left) – anything but 69ing (worn on right)
Medium Blue: cop (worn on left) – copsucker (worn on right)
Navy Blue: top (worn on left) – bottom (worn on right)
Airforce Blue: pilot (worn on left) – likes flyboys (worn on right)
Light Blue with White Stripe: sailor (worn on left) – looking for salty seaman (worn on right)

Now what shade of blue is Ryan wearing? And is it from the wearer’s right? FUCK! This is so fucking complicated. They should teach a class on Gay Hanky Codes in high school. This is important shit!

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