KFed Wishes

June 26, 2008 / Posted by:

File this under: In KFed’s Bong Dreams. InTouch is reporting that KFed has been offered seven-figures to be the new face of the Christopher Brian Collection. Chris Stokes, co-owner of the line, said, “We feel Kevin would be a great model for the line.

A source said that KFed hasn’t officially signed on because he’s busy with other projects right now. Source said, “Kevin is also working with Chris on his music and movie career.”

Music and movies?! Please, KFed doesn’t have the time right now because he’s this close to finishing Grand Theft Auto IV. He’s stuck on the last mission, but when he completes that, he’ll be ready to accept new projects.

Seriously, nobody’s going to pay this stoner douche seven-figures! I think the source got it wrong. They are going to give him 7 ounces of digweed. They are getting ripped off, because KFed will do it for 1 ounce.

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