Jakey Poo And Reese Are Playing House

June 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Yes, Jakey Poo is in the picture above. He’s walking backwards so that the paps can get a shot of his hot ass. Power bottoms love to show off their best feature. Anygay, UsWeekly reports that Jakey Poo has packed up his Strawberry Shortcake suitcase and moved in with Reese Witherspoon and her kids. The kids are calling him Auntie Jake.

A source said that this is their first step towards marriage, “Marriage is definitely what they are working toward. They literally don’t want to spend any time away from each other.” Literally? They even do caca times together? That must be interesting.

Should I start to believe that this relationship is for reals and that Jakey Poo doesn’t enjoy a juicy man tongue in his hedgehog hole? I mean, how long can they possibly keep this charade going? Wait, how long have John Travolta and Kelly Preston been married? That would answer my question.

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