42-year-old Deven Traboscia of Palm Beach Gardens, FL is auctioning off her home and herself in a package deal. The single mother of 2 has posted an auction on eBay as well as an ad on Craigslist. She’s been divorced for 8 years and hopes she’ll find a man and a buyer for her house. Her Craigslist ad reads:
Marry a Princess Lost in America
Create the Magic with this Fairy Tale Princess
Traveling Lady in immediate need of her Prince Charming, someone who wants to share & create magical moments, imaginations & fantasies for LIFE!!!
If you want to live the never ending dream and experience the real love, life and the romance you have always felt was a fairytale then this is the vibrant outstanding woman of your dreams!
To sweep this European Loving Lady off her feet send in your application right now.
Deven’s home is 2000 sqft on a 5,227 sqft lot. Wait, maybe those are her body measurements. She told ABC Action News that a man from Europe is coming to Florida to meet her and see the home. She’s going to be fucking pissed when Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno shows up with his camera crew.
Deven included a few pictures of herself and her home in the auction, but she looks nothing like those pictures! The second thumbnail below is what Deven’s ass looks like now. False advertising! And what does “European Loving Lady” mean? Does that mean she’s into kinky shit?
The eBay auction has since been removed by a bunch of fun killers, but bidding started at 99 cents with a $500,000 shipping and handling fee. Deven’s Craigslist ad is still up, so the fairy princess and her dream home can still be yours for the rock bottom price of $500,099. Or you can just buy me for a two piece and a biscuit.