Tranny Clown and red lipstick lover, Xtina, was on Larry King last night to talk about “Rock the Vote” and other shit. Larry King obviously had no idea who the hell he was interviewing. I was waiting for his pepaw ass to call her Britney, Jessica or even Marilyn Monroe! Larry even said to her, “You’re pretty much known for being a soft singer.” No, she’s pretty much known for screaming into the microphone and bursting ear drums. Maybe it sounds soft to Larry because his hearing ain’t so good?
This is why I love raptor-faced Larry. You could put a plate of boiled broccoli in front of him and he still wouldn’t have any idea what it is. Well, he only eats pureed bananas and tapioca pudding, so why would he know what broccoli is?
Anyway, here’s video of Xtina talking about boring shit and also pictures of her leaving Larry King. I mean, he didn’t even ask her if that red grease on her lips was permanent or if Bat Boy sleeps upside down?! Opportunity missed!