Gawker posted a blind item today and I must know the answer! The answer will lead to the man of my dreams! Here’s the item:
WHICH morning CNBC reporter keeps a jar of mayonnaise under his desk? He eats it straight, with a spoon.
You know how I feel about mayo. The CNBC mayo lover and I can take mayo baths together, sleep in sheets made of dried mayo and make little mayo babies.
I don’t watch that smart TV shit, but thanks to the internets, I found that Joe Kernen, Carl Quintanilla and Mark Haines are on CNBC morning shows. I’m putting my money on Mark Haines. He looks like he enjoys a good mayo bukkake.