Find The Mayo Lover!

June 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Gawker posted a blind item today and I must know the answer! The answer will lead to the man of my dreams! Here’s the item:

WHICH morning CNBC reporter keeps a jar of mayonnaise under his desk? He eats it straight, with a spoon.

You know how I feel about mayo. The CNBC mayo lover and I can take mayo baths together, sleep in sheets made of dried mayo and make little mayo babies.

I don’t watch that smart TV shit, but thanks to the internets, I found that Joe Kernen, Carl Quintanilla and Mark Haines are on CNBC morning shows. I’m putting my money on Mark Haines. He looks like he enjoys a good mayo bukkake.

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