Ain’t No Party Like A Wino Party

June 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino was a no-show at a photocall for Nelson Mandela’s birthday concert today. Instead, she visited Blaaake in the pokey and bought some little bottles of booze at the store. Party!!! Actually, three little bottles of booze is not much of a Wino party. I mean, what’s a Wino supposed to do with those measly things? Snort em’ whole? Oh. Yeah, probably.

Wino is on the list of performers at Mandela’s birthday concert tomorrow and who knows if she’ll show. We should start taking bets. I’ll bet $10 that her crackhive will show, but she won’t.

In other Crackie of Camden news, Rolling Stone did this totally sad article and interview with Wino. It’s a total downer. I needed some crack myself after reading that shit.

Basically, Wino knows she’s a druggie and she doesn’t give a fuck. She doesn’t seem to think she has a problem. She admits to cheating on Blaaaake and doing drugs in rehab. You just want to slap the crack out of her because she just doesn’t get it.

She did talk about Dreamboat Doherty though! She said, “I asked Pete to do a concept EP, and he made this face, he looked at me like I’d pooed on the floor. He wouldn’t do it. We’re just really close.” That’s probably because she did poo on the floor and didn’t know it.

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