2 Girls, 1 Dog
June 26, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Or is it 2 dudes, 1 dog? Or 3 dogs? Any of those work.
Justin Timberlake looks so happy he could queef. He always has bitch face. Jessica Biel should use a bigger strap-on his ass so he would loosen up some more.
And who the hell did that to Jessica’s hair?! It reminds me of when my mommy gave my sister a haircut when we were little. My mommy took the kitchen scissors in one hand and my sister’s bangs in the other hand and chopped them in one swoop. It left my sister with asymmetrical bangs that were too short! That poor bitch looked like an Emo gayelle.
Maybe my mommy is moonlighting as Jessica Biel’s bang-cutter. Bang-cutter. That sounds really gross and inappropriate.
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