When Is La Pequeña Getting Her Own Sex Tape?

June 25, 2008 / Posted by:

La Pequeña has returned with a new wig, dress and song. Damn! Who knew they made such hot wigs for children?! This shit was probably a Bratz children’s wig and La Pequeña made it her own. She has serious beauty skills. And when is this sexy slut going to get her own TV show, movie, record deal, cosmetics line and……sex tape?

Wait a tiny dick minute! Mini-Me is going to need a new co-star for the sequel to his sex tape. Just imagine Mini-Me and La Pequeña bumping baby nalgas! No, don’t imagine that, unless you don’t want to sleep for the next week or two. Culo! Culo!

Thanks Opiedog

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