Sinus Infection My Ass
Anne Hathaway’s skeezy ex-beard, Raffaello Fulloshitty, was in a NYC court room this morning on fraud and money laundering charges when he suddenly had to be taken to the hospital. No, not because he had a tampon stuck up his ass, but because he had a “sinus infection.”
His rep told People, “He had an episode in the courtroom which lead to him being transported to a nearby hospital for evaluation. I do not have the specifics on what type of treatment at this time but [it’s] for a severe sinus infection.”
I think I was born with a sinus infection and have had it ever since and you don’t see me crying into the arms of a nurse. Well, I would if he had a nine-incher and a Central Park West condo.
Anyway, Raffy’s no-no hole probably had the “severe sinus infection” after it realized it will be prime meat in the chokey.
Raffy is facing charges after he lied about being the CFO of the Vatican, so that he could buy properties owned by the Catholic Church at a discount. At his hearing this morning, the judge set his bail at $21 million and put him on house arrest. House arrest?! Even Jesus is saying “WTF?” to that!