Brooke Hogan talked to UsWeekly about those creepy ass pictures of her daddy giving her nalgas and thighs a rub down with lotion. I think we all simultaneously took scalding hot showers after seeing those pictures.
Brooke said, “I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!”
You know Hulk came when he read that. And what does an old car have to do with any of this?! Unless you’re the dude who has fucked 1,000 cars, nobody should grope a car like that.